Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Edward Albee

Chills – How do you know when a play is a masterpiece? When you can quote just about any random line – and feel the chills. Our friends Jeff Osman and Sham Hoyte were visiting from California this past week. Sometime in a long, happy evening filled with vodka and laughter, Jeff turned to me and said: “I’ll hold your hand when it’s dark and you’re afraid of the bogey man, and I’ll tote your gin bottles out after midnight, so no one’ll see … but I will not light your cigarette. And that, as they say, is that.”