Without Feathers
Woody Allen

What Would Woody Do? – In my fantasy world, the civilization that evolves after our next Ice Age (or Great Meltdown or self-inflicted nuclear annihilation or however it is we ultimately will go) builds an entirely new society upon the principles discovered in the sole remaining ancient text: Woody Allen’s “Without Feathers.” In terms of sacred and holy writing, the human race could do a lot worse than basing rules of righteous living on these old, humorous essays. In fact, we have.