Stuff White People Like: The Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
Christian Lander

No. 151: Saying You Sat Beside the Author on a Plane – On a recent United flight from Tulsa to Chicago, I happened to find myself sitting beside Christian Lander, a very funny guy who has written a very funny book that repeatedly hits the white bulls-eye. Example: “114: The New Yorker … When you first pick up The New Yorker, you will notice there are not a lot of pictures. This is very important to white people, as it makes them feel smarter about reading it. However, do not assume that white people read every word of The New Yorker. Due to an abundance of words and the fact that the magazine is published weekly, white people have been subscribing to and not reading The New Yorker for more than seventy years.”